Pearl has finally found time - even with his packed daily schedule of napping, ingesting waffles, shrieking at wild ladybirds, and pestering his mommy for neck feather scratches - to launch his new online STORE.
Each item you see here has been rigorously tested.
Testing involved exposing each item to one small, sharp, curved beak. Products that could withstand between one and 60 seconds of testing have been included here.
In terms of daily shop operations, Pearl's job is to be inspiring and feathery.
His large featherless assistant's job is to do, well, everything else.
We hope you enjoy browsing and buying!
Shannon & Pearl
P.S. You may notice that our two shelled flock mates, Malti & Bruce, have now joined us here. YAY!
P.P.S. Pearl initially disagreed with this flock-wide decision. However, subsequent waffle-related negotiations have helped him see the wisdom in his flock mates' way of thinking.